Girls and Tiger Sharks

My son, age ten, LOVES sharks. Last week was ‘Shark Week’ on the Discovery Channel, so we watched a lot of crazy people who jumped into the ocean depths in an effort to get close to all kinds of sharks. Anyway, as my son and I were walking this morning, we were discussing the delicate subject of girls. Since he’s going into 5th grade, all that girl/boy stuff is picking up the pace. My brilliant son said, “Girls are like tiger sharks. Approach them cautiously.”