Hello. It’s me…Elvis. I have a confession to make. I haven’t been kidnapped. I just ran away.
I haven’t been treated good since I took up residence in your cube. I’m the King. The King can’t sit on a desk day after day. The King needs to have some fun! I’m out having some adventures, but I will return soon. I’m taking pictures of my adventures so you’ll be able to see where I am. I’ll send you my first picture first thing tomorrow morning. Until then…try not to miss me too bad, Little Sister. It’s time for A Little Less Conversation and a Little More Action Please!
Thank you very much.
Is this simply a ploy of the ‘kingnappers’ or is it a legitimate note from the king? Where oh where could he be?